tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17451300132630994022024-03-07T19:54:05.130-05:00The Kevin Hatcher Fan ClubDid I mention I used to drive a zamboni?Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.comBlogger115125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-45424140888684381062008-06-26T17:22:00.000-05:002008-06-26T16:20:37.951-05:00PHedThe Kevin Hatcher Fan Club is on permanent hiatus.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-38531191110135632862007-11-28T23:17:00.000-05:002007-11-28T23:41:13.421-05:00The Shootout Returns to Washington<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap;_ylt=AoIzVjYlKc8OfQmAkA_tM0p7vLYF?gid=2007112823">Florida 2 - Washington 1 F-SO</a><br /><br />One of the things most people made note of upon <span style="font-weight: bold;">Viktor Kozlov's</span> signing with the Caps was his proficiency in the shootout. Tonight, he was exactly as good as advertised. Sadly, so were the rest of his teammates. Once again, the Caps didn't do anything particularly badly (aside from a couple of bad penalties at the start of the game), but they also didn't do anything well enough to come away with two points. This is getting sort of repetitive, no?<br /><ul><li>I hate to trot out the tried-and-true "hot goalie" cliche, but <span style="font-weight: bold;">Thomas Vokoun</span> was on fire tonight. His save on <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alex Ovechkin's</span> power-play one-timer at the end of OT had me shaking my head in disbelief.</li><li>At the other end, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Olie Kolzig</span> was equally brilliant. He is in a zone right now. If only someone could find a way to close up his five-hole during shootouts...</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dave Steckel</span> had a very good, if very frustrating, night. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Clark's</span> goal came immediately after Steckel hustled to the corner to beat out an icing call despite being at the end of his shift. (I could note that, had he failed to beat out the icing, he would have been forced to go back for a defensive zone draw, since there are no line changes for the team that ices the puck, so that maybe it wasn't so much heroism as self-preservation. But I won't.) He also managed to create some quality scoring chances. If he could find a way to get the puck more than an inch off of the ice, the Capitals probably skate away with a regulation win tonight.</li><li>Both Clark and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alexander Semin</span> were both absent from the bench during OT and the shootout. Which is foreboding, to say the least. Anybody think the Caps' chances would've improved if they could've trotted Semin out during the shootout?<br /></li><li>The AP report lists the announced attendance as 10, 526, the second lowest of the season. If the actual number of butts in seats was even two thirds that, I'll eat my hat.</li><li>Speaking of hats, classy move by <span style="font-weight: bold;">Brent Johnson</span>, wearing the Burgundy and Gold on the bench in place of his usual RWB.</li><li>If I told you that both goaltenders in tonight's game had 2.85 GAAs, would you believe me? Not to mention the fact that their respective save percentages are seperated by just .009. Methinks the Caps might considering scoring a little more often.</li><li>Ovechkin's point streak ends at nine games. Here's hoping he starts another such streak Friday night.</li></ul>Next up is Friday night in Raleigh against the Hurricanes.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-23560229046606671202007-11-25T11:40:00.000-05:002007-11-25T12:32:01.887-05:00So That's Why They Call It a 'Power' Play<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap;_ylt=Aqtu2u.rBc0x917decmfj2F7vLYF?gid=2007112423&prov=ap">Washington 5 - Carolina 2</a><br /><br />If you think back to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wacky_Molestation_Adventure">the long long ago, the before time</a>, you may remember a Washington Capitals team that, under Glen Hanlon, would regularly come out of the locker room and dominate the first few minutes of the game, only to give up a goal on their opponent's first shot. They would then proceed to fall behind over the course of the next two periods, leading up to a frantic third period in which their valiant comeback attempt would fall just short.Last night, they completely flipped that script.<br /><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Olie Kolzig</span> was absolutely brilliant in the first half of the second period, standing on his head several times to keep the Caps in it early until they could finally start generating some offense.</li><li>The Caps' power play failed to score on all but three of their four chances. It makes Hanlon's insistence on keeping <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alex Ovechkin</span> on the point in lieu of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike Green</span> all the more baffling.</li><li>Speaking of Alex Ovechkin, he appears to have shaved. It is a testament to his consistent excellence that I consider this more notable than his two-goal night. Don't look now, but Ovechkin is now in a five-way tie for second in the league in goal scoring.<br /></li><li>Speaking of Mike Green, stop taking stupid penalties Mike Green!</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Erik Cole</span> certainly made <span style="font-weight: bold;">Milan Jurcina</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">John Erskine</span> look rather silly, didn't he?</li><li>If I'm going to complain about poor officiating after Caps' losses, it's only fair I point out that tonight's referees made some questionable calls in the Caps' favor, with the phantom tripping call on Matt Cullen behind the net being the most notable. It's always interesting to see the referee with a better vantage point decide not to call a penalty, only to have the trail official throw his arm in the air.</li></ul>I think the general mood is pretty well summed up by this excerpt from the AP recap of the game: "'I can't tell you,' Michael Nylander said with a smile. 'Seriously, I can't say anything.'" Yes, you read that right, Michael Nylander does, in fact, have the appropriate facial muscles to achieve a smile, and last night, he had every reason to use them.<br /><br />On a completely unrelated note, if you were looking for a reason to become irratinally angry at someone today, read <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11252007/sports/opt_out__alex_249480.htm">this</a>. Countdown to enraged reaction throughout the Caps' blogosphere in 3...2...1...Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-37837149642118908462007-11-23T17:13:00.000-05:002007-11-23T17:20:01.310-05:00All He Does Is Score Goals: Part IV<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_ylt=AnwYdJDY93TbHLPoHAQqnmx7vLYF?slug=ap-flyers-capitals&prov=ap&type=lgns">Washington 4 - Philadelphia 3 F/OT </a><br /><br />I didn't see the game today, so I'll keep things simple, as I'm basing my whole recap on the box score.<br /><br /><ul><li>Good - Opening up a three goal lead. I don't have the stats in front of me, but I would guess that today was only the second or third time the Caps have had a lead that big at any point in a game.</li><li>Bad - Blowing a three goal lead.</li><li>Good - Not giving up after blowing a three goal lead. This is especially encouraging, as this is a team that packed it in after blowing a one goal lead in the 2nd period on Wednesday.</li><li>Especially good - Donald Brashear. All he does is score goals.</li></ul><p>This is only the second time all season that the Capitals have managed a win when allowing their opponent to score more than one goal. They had previously been 1-14-1 in such games.</p>Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-24985393016630898672007-11-23T10:46:00.000-05:002007-11-23T11:41:18.228-05:00Hanlon 'Relieved' and So Am IYesterday, as you probably know by now, Capitals' GM George McPhee gave every Capitals fan something to be thankful during America's Thanksgiving, as Glen Hanlon was relieved of his duties as head coach. I recieved the news via a brief text message from my brother, and I will admit that m excitement was tempered slightly when I called him up only to find out that the team had replaced Hanlon with the team's third consecutive head coach with no previous NHL experience.<br /><br />A day later, and I am decidedly less sour about the decision to install Hershey bench boss Bruce Boudreau, whose name I will have to learn to spell correctly. By all accounts, he is a more offense-oriented coach than Hanlon, which is exactly what this team needs right now. My biggest complaint about Hanlon was his insistence on playing too much of a defense-centric style despite a roster stacked mostly with explosive offensive stars. Hopefully, we can expect to see a team that, through the first quarter of the season has been, and I'm being generous here, altogether inept on offense turn things around and start scoring some goals. If not, I'm willing to give George McPhee the benefit of the doubt and assume that Boudreau's interim tag actually means "interim" instead of "if he has anything resembling success we will remove this tag so we don't have to go out and find a real head coach".<br /><br />Should the team continue to underperform, the focus shifts now exclusively to George McPhee. While <a href="http://boards.washingtoncaps.com/">there are some</a> who have been calling for his head for years, I genuinely belive that he has done a pretty good job with what he has had to work with. He spent a large part of his tenure with this team handcuffed by an owner who, at the time, was looking to become a slightly more portly version of Daniel Snyder, and we are only just now starting to see what he can do when left mostly to his own devices. His drafting has been very good of late, albeit this is due in part to the bevy of high first rounders like Ovechkin, Backstrom and Alzner. His moves during this past off season were, in theory at least, exactly what the team needed. The only way I see McPhee departing at the end of the season is if the team continues to perform as miserably as they have through the first twenty-one games and finishes in the basement yet again. Even then, though, I think he deserves at least one more season after this to finally give some of his draft picks to really gel (I'm looking at you, Karl Alzner) and free agents to finally acclimate themselves. That said, I'm still naming him the interim KHFC Whipping Boy for the time being, if only because I have no one else to pick on with Hanlon gone.<br /><br />Game one of the B^2 era starts this afternoon in Philly. I won't be able to watch the game, as I have work today, but I will be checking the score obsessively when I should be doing my job. Here's hoping that the team can finally start to turn the corner.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-90774515456932327972007-11-16T23:03:00.000-05:002007-11-17T09:47:59.225-05:00My Feelings About Last Night's Game<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap;_ylt=AphCA3CCOrmb_NKGLZBKsJp7vLYF?gid=2007111620&prov=ap">Tampa Bay 5 - Washington 2</a><br /><br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!<br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!<br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!<br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!<br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!<br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!<br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!<br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!<br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!<br />FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON! FIRE HANLON!Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-88739837893904519092007-11-15T22:36:00.000-05:002007-11-15T23:18:34.766-05:00Caps' Offense Remains MystifyingCan we officially declare that the Caps simply aren't a very good team right now? After an ugly, sloppy, painful to watch <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap;_ylt=ArErz8kTjGyMw2w7zu.CeJ57vLYF?gid=2007111526&prov=ap">2-1 loss</a> to a Florida Panthers team that is pretty awful in it's own right, that is about the only conclusion I can come to. Let's move on to the quick hits:<br /><ul><li>7:30 PM start times really suck. Not as bad as 8:00 start times, but still pretty awful. More awful than that? The Caps' power play, which still features approximately no <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike Green</span> whatsoever.</li><li>Remember a week and a half ago, when the Caps beat the best team in the conference and had their best overall performance by employing an effective cycle in the offensive zone? Per Joe B. and Locker, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Glen Hanlon</span> tonight specifically wanted the Caps NOT to cycle the puck but to "funnel" the puck. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.</li><li>Actually, I am saying. For the love of god, fire Hanlon.</li><li>Please?</li><li>In Hanlon's defense, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Viktor Kozlov</span> was, once again, mostly silent. Is it too early to declare his signing a bust and start praying for stem-cell research to cure <span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric Fehr's</span> wonky back?</li><li>It would also be nice if someone could find a cure for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tom Poti's</span> inexplicable desire to never be in position along the blue line to keep the puck in, while we're talking about mostly useless free agents. Seriously, coach... Mike. Green.</li><li>You know who didn't play particularly well tonight? Thomas Vokoun. You know who made him look like he was? Every single player on the Capitals' team. What is so difficult about finishing off a scoring chance? Isn't this why the team traded away <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dainius Zubrus</span>?</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Clark</span> looked good, I guess. I mean, it's nice to have him back and all, but the team still only managed one goal.</li></ul>Between the Caps' woes and the Redskins' recent inability to score on six different attempts from inside the five yard line, I am becoming increasingly despondent over the state of my favorite teams. Which is good, I guess, if you're a purveyor of beer, wine and/or spirits in the Mt. Vernon Square neighborhood of D.C. But for the rest of us? This sucks.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-9926696941951762952007-11-10T21:48:00.001-05:002007-11-10T23:17:39.367-05:00Capitals 2 - Tampa Bay 5As the saying goes: "If it ain't broke, juggle your line combinations and completely alter your overall gameplan."<br /><br />Or so it would seem based on Glen Hanlon's handling of the team in tonight's 5-2 loss to Tampa Bay. After having success against the best team in the NHL by employing an aggressive forecheck, Hanlon elected to have the team play a more passive, trapping-style of game against a Lightening team that, much like the Senators, has most of it's firepower centered on one line. As a result, the Caps came out pretty flat in the first period, and were very lucky that the Lightning mailed the first period in as well. I don't think I've ever seen a more boring period of hockey played.<br /><br />Hanlon also juggled the line combonations pretty drastically, at one point going so far as to send Nicklas Backstrom onto the ice in between similarly talented offensive dynamos Donald Brashear and Matt Bradley. Why? Why would he do that? There's no possible explanation for such a thing that could possibly make any sense. Although, to be fair, "The Killer B's" would be a great nickname for that line.<br /><br />Okay. Rant over. Let's move on to my quick hit thoughts for the game:<br /><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Olie Kolzig</span> looked kind of shaky at times. This team can't afford to have him do that. Ever.</li><li>Hello again, offensive-minded <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike Green</span>. We missed you.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Donald Brashear</span>, for the second time in three games, took a stupid penalty late in the game that really handcuffed any chance the Caps had of mounting a comeback.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Bourque </span>had 7:27 time on ice. How is it that Brashear and Bradley can get playing time with an offensive minded guy like Backstrom, but Bourque is left to languish on the fourth line and asked to fill a role he isn't really suited for?</li><li>After outshooting Ottawa 35-28, the Caps flipped the script and were outshot 34-25.</li></ul>The Caps are now 2-5 at home, so perhaps it's a good thing that, after a four day layoff, their next two games are on the road against dvision rivals. Of course, one of those rivals are the Florida Panthers who have had the Caps' number for the last few seasons, and the other is this same Tampa Bay team. The Lightning are 6-0-1 at home, for those of you keeping score.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-75095207261239470482007-11-09T00:34:00.000-05:002007-11-09T00:35:36.251-05:00That's "Nicklas." With a "C."Hi there, friends and neighbors! Let me very briefly apologize for my exceptionally long absence from the ol' blog here. I was really busy there for a while. I even missed the first three games of the season. After that, as you probably know, the Caps haven't done a whole lot worth writing about.<br /><br />Tonight's win over Ottawa, however, is worth writing about. It is one thing to record a win against the team with the best record in the NHL. It is quite another to go into their home building and do it. IT's even better still when your team comes into the game mired in a soul-crushing slump that has catapulted you to the bottom of the league standings. Yet that is exactly, as you may have figured out by now, what the Washington Capitals did tonight, beating the Ottawa Senators by a final tally of 4-1.What follows here are various thoughts I had about tonight's game, organized by the player about whom I was thinking, in an easy to digest, bullet point format (including one needlessly ignorant statement), because I can no longer be bothered to string together a series of coherent paragraphs, sentences, or, on occasion, letters. Sooojruofm.<br /><br /><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Alex Ovechkin</span> - Had a good game. 1-1-2. Meh. Call me when he has a ten-goal night, because at this point, there's nothing more he can do to impress me more than he already has.<br /></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Victor Kozlov</span> - He's playing much better after moving to his natural right wing position. This is a phrase I will probably write quite often. (Note to idiot coaches: Yes! I know it seems weird! But most players do, in fact, thrive when assigned to the roles for which they are best suited!)</li><li><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/3919"><s>NIKLAS BACKSTROM</s></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/3982">NICKLAS BACKSTROM</a>!!!! He's playing much better after moving to his natural center position. It took him sixteen often-frustrating games, but Nick With a C finally kicks off the first six game goal scoring streak of his career. I'm assuming. (Ed. Note: How is it that I knew, almost immediately, that Backstrom had scored the goal while Smokin Al and Locker had to spend twenty minutes analyzing the replay? Because I saw Michael Nylander immediately reach into the net, pick up the puck, and skate off with a souvenir that will probably have some sentimental value for his young teammate. Because that's the kind of classy veteran Michael Nylander is. I guess what I'm trying to say is: I can't stand Al Koken.)<br /></li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Brooks Laich</span> - Played much of the game on the first line alongside Ovechkin and Michael Nylander, which I think is a brilliant move on the part of Glen Hanlon. If you can't put Chris Clark on Ovie's right wing, why not put his eerily similar looking doppelganger out there?</li><li>Speaking of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Clark</span>, what's that guy's deal? He was practically invisible out on the ice tonight, almost as if he wasn't even there. Not the kind of play you expect from your captain.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Olie Kolzig</span> - Had his best game of the season, I thought. His shutout against Carolina might have been better, but screw you, I missed that game because I was doing a play. I am a very busy and important person.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kerry Fraser</span> - Should not be required to wear a helmet. Period. The excess hair-product fumes that are trapped underneath that helmet seem to have done to Fraser's brain what they would otherwise be doing to our planet's ozone layer.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chris Borque</span> - Should consider plastic surgery. He could probably get more ice time on Ovechkin's line if his face starts looking more like a particular Lithuanian Devil. Of course, he'd also need to start skating on stilts. Even so, it's got to be better than the two-or-three-shifts-then-ride-the-bench strategy he and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Donald Brashear</span> employed tonight.</li></ul>Did you find the needlessly ignorant statement? If you said to yourself "Biff, you moron, Chris Clark is on injured reserve", then you were right. If, however, you said it out loud, you probably should see a mental health professional.<br /><br />Next game is at home Saturday night against the 0-6 on the road Tampa Bay Lightning.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-38813576324405775722007-09-17T22:54:00.000-05:002007-09-17T22:57:21.015-05:00An Open Letter to the City of Philadelphia<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1-w8h3LRFNTAAHu_R1Ik0Pl4KxQ_kkkTKYbdhEhQkNRTYYOQEExyBXDPQq4ecw17VcJKaw26UbiVK1Mc6ut8cp7bidnLkA1_VNKECg7deiDPQiu_-Lhg4dhERjFngR6yAd2ZoCWCALjM/s1600-h/capt.41ebc7a0daa7407984e57fc09c00051a.redskins_eagles_football_patm106.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1-w8h3LRFNTAAHu_R1Ik0Pl4KxQ_kkkTKYbdhEhQkNRTYYOQEExyBXDPQq4ecw17VcJKaw26UbiVK1Mc6ut8cp7bidnLkA1_VNKECg7deiDPQiu_-Lhg4dhERjFngR6yAd2ZoCWCALjM/s320/capt.41ebc7a0daa7407984e57fc09c00051a.redskins_eagles_football_patm106.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111387969301111506" border="0" /></a>Eat it.<br /></div>Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-32476832167832709032007-09-17T19:05:00.001-05:002007-09-17T19:51:17.524-05:00What The Hell Just Happened?I'm watching the four letter network's "Countdown to Monday" or whatever the hell they call their MNF pregame show, and just now, at 8:04 PM EST on September 17, 2007, Tony Kornheiser, out of the blue, just compared 'Skins QB Jason Campbell to none other than Alex Ovechkin. Even scarier? After they threw it back to Stu Scott, Scott threw out a reference to both Ovechkin AND Crosby. Please, somebody, tell me you saw it too, because I'm still not sure I believe my ears.<br /><br />Needless to say, both Scott and Kornheiser will probably be fired by tomorrow morning.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-19075658082786749292007-09-14T15:29:00.000-05:002007-09-14T16:13:08.045-05:00Training Camp - Day ISo it begins. Today was day number one of the Capitals' 2007-08 season as training camp kicked off in earnest, and I, as has become my custom for the past week, made the trek down to K-Plex née KCI. Unfortunately, do to some ill advised consumption of some very tasty Jameson the previous evening, I wasn't able to get there in time for all the "pregame" festivities. I arrived just as the actual practice was starting and was immediately overwhelmed by it all. The Caps had somewhere in the neighborhood of sixty hockey players spanning two full size ice sheets, not to mention all the other attractions like the Vezina, Selke, Norris and Calder Trophies upstairs, or the new jerseys (finally) for sale in the team shop. So I'll go ahead and leave any sort of in depth analysis of the first day of camp to the experts (check out <a href="http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/09/14/training-camp-day-1/">OFB's</a> <a href="http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/09/14/training-camp-day-1-scrimmage/">liveblogging</a>, plus updates from <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/capitalsinsider/2007/09/training_camp_is_here.html">Tarik</a> and <a href="http://video1.washingtontimes.com/intheroom/2007/09/its_a_kplex_party.html">Corey</a>). I will, however, quickly note that Victor Kozlov appeared to take a puck to the face towards the beginning of the scrimmage and was not seen or heard from again for the remainder of practice. Hopefully that will prove to be nothing significant. (UPDATE: Corey Masisak <a href="http://video1.washingtontimes.com/intheroom/2007/09/kozlov_update.html">strikes again</a>.)<br /><br />The most interesting part of the day, for me at least, was the "Town Hall" style meeting with Ted Leonsis and Chris Clark (Olie Kolzig was also advertised, but he didn't show). Now I'm not a fan of <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/town_hall_meeting_gives">town hall meetings</a> (link is to The Onion and is hilarious), but I had nothing better to do. I'm glad I went because, as it turns out, Chris Clark is a glorious fountain of great quotes. One of the people in attendance asked Clark how much he, as captain, has input into personnel decisions. Clark responded by saying that the only thing management ever asks him about is what a particular player might be like off of the ice, explaining that there are some guys who are really talented who are complete knuckleheads away from the rink. Immediately, a lady in the back asked Clark to spill the dirt on which guys he's played with were the knuckleheads and Chris, after diplomatically responding that he has been very lucky in his career, finally gave in and said "I think you guys had one here right before the lockout." He stopped just shy of adding "*cough*jagr*cough*". The comment drew immediate laughter and applause from everyone in the room.<br /><br />Some other highlights from the meeting:<br />-Chris Clark comparing Milan Jurcina to the cast of the film <span style="font-style: italic;">300</span>, in response to a question about which player showed up to camp in the best shape. He went so far as to say it might be a good idea to have Milan walk shirtless past the opposing team's dressing room as a scare tactic.<br />-Clark talking about why his offensive numbers wouldn't necessarily go down moving to the third line, explaining that, when on a line with Ovechkin "you're always up against Chara" versus the checking line playing against some of the more defensively suspect players opposing teams have to offer.<br />-Clark admitted that the team had probably not taken the shootout seriously enough in practice last year and said it was something he thought they would spend more time working on this year.<br />-In response to a question about low attendance at home games, Clark said "we need to steal some of those Redskins fans", which garnered enthusiastic applause.<br />-The only thing of note that came out of Ted's mouth was some additional information about the "Rivals Package" they've set up to try to keep games against the Penguins and Flyers et. al. from turning into de facto road games. Apparently, the plan is to market these rivals plans for awhile and then jack up the price of single game tickets to the games the package applies to, thus further discouraging opposing fans from making the trip (or profiting handsomely off of them should they still decide to come). So if you aren't a season ticket holder, or at least a partial plan holder, you may want to seriously consider going in for one of those packages, if only to avoid getting gouged.<br /><br />I've got a ton of pictures from today's festivities, but I'm also pressed for time and I won't be able to post them today, but I promise that I will, barring any technical difficulties, have them up for you by tomorrow morning. I'm still not sure if I'll be able to make it out to the Plex tomorrow, so I can't say whether I'll have any more updates for you over the weekend.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-40779934371802594702007-09-13T12:16:00.000-05:002007-09-13T11:16:37.836-05:00Caps' Media Day - Completely Fabricated EditionToday is Media Day down at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. I was not issued an invitation, which is not surprising after I let it slip to a Caps official that my only real motivation for attending would have been to get close enough to Dave Steckel to enact my sweet revenge. But I'm dedicated to bringing you the in depth coverage you can't get anywhere else, so I wasn't about to let a little thing like a direct order from team management not to show up get in the way of bringing you a hard hitting story. So I did some investigating, and eventually, I was able to get Dave Steckel on the phone for a hard-hitting, in-depth interview, the transcript of which follows:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">KHFC: So, Dave, please explain to my readers, in as much detail as possible, why you are trying to kill me?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DS:</span> Who is this?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">KHFC: Very funny. Seriously though, what's the deal with that?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DS:</span> How did you get this number?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">KHFC: Given your precarious position on the Caps' depth chart, shouldn't you really be more focused on trying to kill, say, Brooks Laich?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DS:</span> Why would I try to kill Brooksie?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">KHFC: Why would you try to kill me, you psycho?!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DS:</span> ... (hangs up)<br /><br />So, there you have it folks. Dave Steckel: a man who clearly wants to off his own teammates to ensure himself a spot on the opening night roster.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-59038106109978066642007-09-12T11:39:00.000-05:002007-09-12T22:32:31.095-05:00Rookie Camp - Day 5: Live From Voorhees!Ladies and gentlemen, I am excited to report to you that hockey season has, more or less, arrived. Per Tarik, <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/capitalsinsider/2007/09/the_whole_crew_is_here.html">the gang's all here</a>. Media day is tomorrow, followed by the kickoff of training camp down at Kettler on Friday. There's a chill in the air. And to top it all off, today, players wearing Capitals sweaters took the ice to play a full sixty minutes against a group of opponents wearing Flyers black. Granted, what we're talking about here is a rookie game. Nevertheless, it was a real game, with an announcer giving us names and numbers for the players scoring goals (or, in the Caps' case, taking penalties). There were actual people (well, Flyers fans anyway) in the stands. And the best part? Dave Steckel was no where to be seen.<br /><br />As for the game itself, it could have gone better. The Caps' rookies dominated the course of play for the first two periods but did themselves in with a bevy of first period penalties. Six in the first period alone, to be exact, resulting in two Philly power play goals. In fact, through the first two periods, the power play was pretty much the only way Philly's rookies were able to generate any sort of offense. The Flyers' rookies were clearly not as talented at the Caps', but what they lacked in raw ability, they more than made up for in old school Broad Street Bully-ism. They played a very physical game, finishing pretty much all of their checks, whereas there were only one or two Caps players who seemed especially interested in throwing their bodies around. The physical play seemed to wear down the Caps' rookies eventually, and the Flyers managed to pull even with the Caps in the third period scoring two goals to put the game away.<br /><br />How much can we read into the results of this game? Not much. The roster that took the ice up in Voorhees today is not a roster that will ever play in an NHL game that counts. It was a little discouraging to see the guys physically handled by the Flyers' rookies, but I think it's safe to say that it won't take too much time playing alongside the likes of Chris Clark, Donald Brashear and Alex Ovechkin will correct the problem in any of the rookies that should eventually make the team.<br /><br />The most enlightening part of the day, for me at least, was the play of Karl Alzner. There's not much I can say about him that hasn't already been said. He is the real deal. I was focused on him pretty much every time he was on the ice and I don't think he ever made a mistake. There was one instance in which he and a Flyers player got in a footrace for a loose puck, and despite the fact that the Flyers player beat him to the puck clean, he still managed to somehow catch up and strip the puck, eliminating any sort of scoring opportunity. I think it is entirely possible that Alzner is already the most talented player on the team in terms of pure defensive ability. Obviously, there are alot of things he has to do besides just stopping opposing players one on one, but I wouldn't be shocked at all to see him realistically challenge for a roster spot.<br /><br />With all that said, let's move on to the photos:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1phybaJAkt7kz7CeO-oKA6xVPFSpYzWHobn2TTa_36qR64NVNgBCSXYBhngi-ndaY8E8UTxvS1WbsIEgkbbkCaxyZ7j803NGociDOsuDwlEVF_xASgP0IfB2NIqkJGjPRq1vSt6_gb6I/s1600-h/DSC00386.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1phybaJAkt7kz7CeO-oKA6xVPFSpYzWHobn2TTa_36qR64NVNgBCSXYBhngi-ndaY8E8UTxvS1WbsIEgkbbkCaxyZ7j803NGociDOsuDwlEVF_xASgP0IfB2NIqkJGjPRq1vSt6_gb6I/s320/DSC00386.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109521913385181810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">There was a pretty sizeable crowd.</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPveOZ9A9D8GiZSoGcFnHmQRDL0-whzzAQjbt5yYQTkJf85f08hDWX-Vqc8QhDfTGZOHqxCoeqj1q7pT612Tkqh4ISLi2nSncE6Jm0fa8e2QB_UZWW0QsFESaoBXOFLng-B9YH1QaFEvQ/s1600-h/DSC00378.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPveOZ9A9D8GiZSoGcFnHmQRDL0-whzzAQjbt5yYQTkJf85f08hDWX-Vqc8QhDfTGZOHqxCoeqj1q7pT612Tkqh4ISLi2nSncE6Jm0fa8e2QB_UZWW0QsFESaoBXOFLng-B9YH1QaFEvQ/s320/DSC00378.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109521921975116418" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">The Caps take the ice.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWdkLSUbp789HFkZ-w1tslE6HK_2ezSLlpdb4TrzPAx2RGK12xAzXd5Owc0tHOgaYmoZsewqLlnl1CXKNAu84sLZ7VlZa-go3cGS1tTTl3xPzUavRwYoG6KJ2SCQ9nMi4fJcF8KHUYBIg/s1600-h/DSC00388.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWdkLSUbp789HFkZ-w1tslE6HK_2ezSLlpdb4TrzPAx2RGK12xAzXd5Owc0tHOgaYmoZsewqLlnl1CXKNAu84sLZ7VlZa-go3cGS1tTTl3xPzUavRwYoG6KJ2SCQ9nMi4fJcF8KHUYBIg/s320/DSC00388.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109521926270083730" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Look at what theose Flyers bastards did to Sammy Lepisto's face.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgURq1sX-tkJSrPch-mep9rq0yv2xqx_z7vTzaFRleElQpwv7suRaPeC2kf5lbDUf0vqhckg6pqqhqww0kGdYreECIsyhw-8SH4s7XDkiGj8HytZm1JxYwU27noSIpfYIc0aV3x1Itqxus/s1600-h/DSC00389.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgURq1sX-tkJSrPch-mep9rq0yv2xqx_z7vTzaFRleElQpwv7suRaPeC2kf5lbDUf0vqhckg6pqqhqww0kGdYreECIsyhw-8SH4s7XDkiGj8HytZm1JxYwU27noSIpfYIc0aV3x1Itqxus/s320/DSC00389.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109521930565051042" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Not to mention poor Sean Collins' leg.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR6uU9rv8K7s79Fz7bLCbNh7RPk9lN8ym6_ahUHt_vfwo3AZiIKf2qzWtpU3283yuoQB-6cARBClG0gd_NLlzbYSC59-IIHu-JLvsnnLTmcNF0W6CaJCP0XU83ZpcJCoSScvPriik3TZ8/s1600-h/DSC00385.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR6uU9rv8K7s79Fz7bLCbNh7RPk9lN8ym6_ahUHt_vfwo3AZiIKf2qzWtpU3283yuoQB-6cARBClG0gd_NLlzbYSC59-IIHu-JLvsnnLTmcNF0W6CaJCP0XU83ZpcJCoSScvPriik3TZ8/s320/DSC00385.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109521939154985650" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">At KCI, the Caps have banners with players whose numbers they've<br />retired at one end of the ice. The Flyers? Have rainbows.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivL1eVe6cpeTYOrnR1J6wtmt6ckEcxGj5m5gvVFF5JqOeEdx2TbiU5eQCHCE8fW_Re5A73wzGnLg_FNycSH7NB8niLMYCujXulTrzQ0hN985d9W89eftyaYXkPjgiAaW6rb0YK-axoJuQ/s1600-h/DSC00387.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivL1eVe6cpeTYOrnR1J6wtmt6ckEcxGj5m5gvVFF5JqOeEdx2TbiU5eQCHCE8fW_Re5A73wzGnLg_FNycSH7NB8niLMYCujXulTrzQ0hN985d9W89eftyaYXkPjgiAaW6rb0YK-axoJuQ/s320/DSC00387.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109524069458764482" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Though to their credit, they've got a real Zamboni.<br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Tomorrow, as I said, is media day at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. There are sure to be a ton of good stories coming out of that, so stay tuned.</span><br /></div></div>Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-21435048124063765472007-09-11T15:46:00.000-05:002007-09-11T17:01:25.081-05:00Rookie Camp - Day 4: Scrimmage EditionToday's rookie camp practice consisted entirely of a scrimmage. Because I know you're dying to know, here's your (probably innacurate and definitely incomplete) boxscore (question marks denote instances where I missed what happened because I was focused on something other than the play):<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><u>White Team</u></span><br />Francois Bouchard - Nicklas Backstrom - Dan Kronick<br />Maxime Lacroix - Travis Morin - Steve Pinizzotto<br />Steve Werner - Jay Beagle - Marty Guerin<br />Karl Alzner - Josh Godfrey<br />Sami Lepisto - Sean Collins<br />Daren Machesney<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><u>Blue Team</u></span><br />Mathieu Perreault - Justin Taylor - Brett Leffler<br />Andrew Gordon - Kyle Wilson - Luke Lynes<br />Tommy Maxwell - Andrew Joudrey - Donald Brashear<br />Sasha Pokulok - Jamie Hunt<br />Tyler Sloan - Patrick McNeill<br /></div><br /><u style="font-weight: bold;">Goals</u><br />1st Period:<br />WHITE - Pinizzotto (Morin, Lacroix)<br /><br />2nd Period:<br />BLUE - Brashear (Pokulok) (PPG)<br />BLUE - McNeill (?)<br />BLUE - Lynes (Gordon)<br /><br />3rd Period:<br />WHITE - Bouchard (Unassisted)<br />BLUE - Taylor (Hunt, Pokulok)<br />WHITE - Morin (Pinizzotto, Kronick)<br />BLUE - Maxwell (Hunt, Pokulok) (PPG)<br /><br /><u style="font-weight: bold;">Penalties</u><br />1st Period:<br />BLUE - Pokulok - 2 minutes for ?<br /><br />2nd Period:<br />WHITE - Guerin - 2 minutes for hooking<br />BLUE - Maxwell - 2 minutes for holding<br />WHITE - Collins - 2 minutes for hooking<br />BLUE - Maxwell - 2 minutes for holding<br />BLUE - Maxwell - 2 minutes for holding<br /><br /><br />3rd Period:<br />WHITE - Beagle - 2 minutes for elbowing<br />WHITE - Collins - 2 minutes for ?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FINAL SCORE - BLUE 5, WHITE 3</span><br /><br />The third period was, by far, the most entertaining. Bouchard's goal was especially pretty, picking up a loose puck along the left boards then curling and dragging towards the net. Also of note were successive tic-tac-toe passing plays on both Taylor's and Morin's goals. All in all, it was fun to finally see something resembling an actual competitive hockey game for the first time in five months. Not as exciting as it will be tomorrow, when I have a team to actually root against, but still, it was one more indication that the long, slow march towards October 5 is nearing it's conclusion.<br /><br />After the rookies were finished, the veterans once again had an informal skate. My suspicions that Dave Steckel has designs on my life were confirmed when he made absolutely no attempt whatsoever to kill me.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1342/1361921121_6300579af5.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1342/1361921121_6300579af5.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">My mortal enemy</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Apparently, Steckel thinks he can trick me by lulling me into a false sense of security. But I'm onto you, Dave. Your ruse failed. Even after you tried switching uniforms to disguise yourself.<br /></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1010/1361921817_3a83133822.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1010/1361921817_3a83133822.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Dave Steckel in disguise<br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Tomorrow's game between the Caps' rookies and those of the Flyers is way out in Vorhees, NJ, seemingly far from Steckel's clutches. But I am not so foolish. Take heed, Dave. I'll be watching you, and if you try anything funny, I will make you regret it.</span><br /></div></div>Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-78692165933633341332007-09-10T15:19:00.000-05:002007-09-10T17:12:49.917-05:00Rookie Camp - Day 3: Pretty Colors EditionIn case you were wondering whether I have anything better to do during my vacation than travel out to Ballston to attend Day 3 of the Caps' rookie camp, the answer, obviously, is no. I made the trek out there once again today and once again I was treated to, well, a bunch of young hockey players skating around (I swear it's not as exciting as it sounds). This time around, it was even more difficult to get a read on whether any particular players were really sticking around as, unlike Saturday, nobody had their names on their backs. They were nice enough, however, to color code themselves, which didn't actually help, but was at least a little more interesting visually. Which gave me something to do, as I tried to obtain photographic evidence of all seven colors. Ultimately, I missed only the burgundy duds:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1041/1356825804_6a77fa8963.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1041/1356825804_6a77fa8963.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Orange</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1356825596_fe94eff401.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1356825596_fe94eff401.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Black</span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1426/1356826540_86be444383.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1426/1356826540_86be444383.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Green</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1038/1356826308_5e664809fe.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1038/1356826308_5e664809fe.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Grey</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1261/1355939979_f0207c8db1.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1261/1355939979_f0207c8db1.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Red and White</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />If I had to pick one player who particularly impressed me, I'd go with Andrew Joudrey, who had an impressive moment towards the end of practice when, during an offensive zone drill, he took the puck from the bottom of the left circle, curled around three other players to the top of the slot and then sent a backhand shot over Daren Machesney's outstretched leg and into the net.<br /></div></div><br />The more interesting part of the day, though, was watching the guys from the big club skate after the rookies were done. Specifically, it was fun to watch Olie Kolzig. Having never really attended a Caps practice before, I've only ever heard the well-spoken, made-for-TV Olie, so it was a little bit odd to hear him in practice sounding, well, more like a sailor than a hockey player. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Towards the end of the team skate, as the guys were having a somewhat loose scrimmage that had less defense than a typical NHL All Star Game, Olie, after getting scored on for maybe the third or fourth time, started into a profanity-laced tirade. His complaint (and I'm paraphrasing here, attempting to translate it into a more family-friendly version) was that the scrimmage was basically a waste of time as a result of guys not taking it seriously. He urged his teammates to "pick up the... pace".<br /><br />The amazing thing was the seemingly instant change in the atmosphere. What had been a light-hearted game of shinny suddenly turned into a hard-fought battle. As hard-fought as an informal pre-training camp skate can be, anyway. It is one thing to hear the players talk about how much of a team leader Olie Kolzig is, and another to see them play at a higher level when he is on the ice as opposed to Brent Johnson of Frederic Cassivi. But it is another thing altogether to witness it in person. It was a moment that made me appreciate Olie's presence on the team that much more.<br /><br />On a more light-hearted note, I am convinced that David Steckel is trying to kill me. It wasn't enough that he "accidentally" fired a puck directly towards my head (thank goodness for plexiglass), he then had the audacity to flip a puck up over the netting that hit me in the shin. Not only that, but he managed to do it at a moment when I was looking away from the ice, leaving me with absolutely no proof whatsoever that he was the one who shot it. He who laughs last, laughs loudest though, and my revenge is, as always, swift and severe. Dave Steckel, congratulations, you are the newest KHFC Whipping Boy©.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1190/1355941281_d25577317d.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1190/1355941281_d25577317d.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">The grisly results of Dave Steckel's viscious attempt on my life.</span><br /></div>Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-59109032088873784882007-09-08T14:58:00.000-05:002007-09-08T15:34:25.349-05:00Rookie Camp - Day 1As promised, I made the trip out to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Kettler</span></span> today to attend the first day of Caps' rookie camp, or, as I like to call it, "Prelude to a Training Camp". It was the first time I've stepped foot in a building with an ice rink since April and, despite the fact that it was excessively early for a Saturday, I was instantly transformed from a groggy, slightly hungover mess into a giddy fan. It was the first time I've been to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">KCI</span></span> (which is a beautiful facility), as well as the first time I've ever actually attended any sort of Caps practice.<br /><br />What I quickly discovered is that watching hockey players practice is not nearly as entertaining as watching hockey players play hockey. To be fair, there were some particularly fun moments, but for the most part, what we saw out on the ice today was still a pretty lame imitation of the game that has me longing for this month to be over. As such, it's pretty difficult to report any sort of "news" from today's skate. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Nicklas</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Backstrom</span></span>, obviously, was one of the real standouts. This was the first time I'd seen him in action and he is definitely deserving of all the hype. During one drill that involved a scrum in front of the net the puck popped up into the air, and his ability to stick with it, find the puck and manage to get a shot off while spinning around to face the goaltender was quite impressive.<br /><br />That said, my impression of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Backstrom</span></span> may have been colored by the fact that the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">KCI</span></span> staff apparently failed to properly disinfect the Caps' dressing rooms, as many of the players on the ice appeared to be suffering from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Zubritis</span></span>*. During one breakaway drill, it seemed like <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Backstrom</span></span> was the only player who managed to even get a shot on net, with most of the guys <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">shanking</span></span> pucks over the crossbar and off the glass, or else well wide. In <a href="http://www.blogger.com/japersrink.blogspot.com">J.P.'s</a> (paraphrased) words "These really are Capitals prospects."<br /><br />On the defensive side of things, I was impressed enough with Sasha <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Pokulok</span></span> that I made an effort to learn to correctly pronounce his name (it's pronounced sort of like "potluck" only with an "uh" in the middle). First of all, the guy is huge, but he also seemed to be pretty sound positionally, and I saw him use some excellent <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">stickwork</span></span> to disarm several forwards of the puck during drills. As with any young, large <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">defenseman</span></span>, I'd like to see him throw his body around a little more, but I think he, along with Jeff Schultz and Milan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Jurcina</span></span>, could one day be part of a physically intimidating Caps' <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">backline</span></span>.<br /><br />The best part of the day though, for me at least, was playing the role of pseudo-journalist, as I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">snuck</span></span> back to the locker room area with <a href="http://dccheapseats.blogspot.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">CapsChick</span></span></a> and <a href="http://japersrink.blogspot.com/">J.P. and Ken</a>. Even though I had nothing to do but stand and stare, just being that close to a guy like <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Nicklas</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Backstrom</span></span> was definitely an experience. I still have no desire to sit in the press box during games, but I think I could really get into this whole "interviewing players at practice" thing.<br /><br />Unfortunately, I managed to forget my camera when leaving my apartment, but I'm sure there will be pictures at <a href="http://japersrink.blogspot.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Japers</span></span>' Rink</a>, <a href="http://dccheapseats.blogspot.com/">A View From the Cheap Seats</a> or <a href="http://dcsportschick.blogspot.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">DCSportsChick</span></span></a>, all of whom had cameras.<br /><br />(*Webster's Dictionary defines "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Zubritis</span>" as "a sudden inflammation of the tendency to play like <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">Dainius</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Zubrus</span>")<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PROGRAMMING NOTES</span> - Due to the fact that I have a <a href="http://americancentury.org/playing.html">matinee performance</a> tomorrow, I won't be able to attend Day 2 of rookie camp. I'll be back at it for the rest of camp, though, including (possibly) a trip to New Jersey on Wednesday to see the kids take on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Flyers</span></span>' rookies.<br /><br />Another important note is that my next entry will be #100 for me here at the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">KHFC</span></span>. With my 100<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">th</span></span> post will come some slight changes to the blog, in the form of rookie <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">KHFC</span></span> contributor <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">DefDude</span></span>, who is going to start helping me out around here when my acting duties prevent me from being as involved as I'd like. Or when I get too lazy to write anything. Or whenever he feels like it, really. So just be prepared for a sudden onslaught of awkwardly censored vulgarity and strange paragraph structures.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-82661024243246140182007-09-03T22:24:00.000-05:002007-09-03T22:33:01.703-05:00Some Programming NotesFor those of you who are keeping track of such things, we are less than a week away from actual professional hockey players skating around on the ice surface of the Kettler Capitals Iceplex. The ending of the summer doldrums is also going to provide me with an opportunity to finally get back on track with this here blog.<br /><br />I've planned my vacation time at work to coincide, more or less, with the opening of rookie camp (as well as the opening of <a href="http://americancentury.org/playing.html">my latest play</a>) and last through the first weekend of training camp. Which means you can expect the KHFC to be transformed from a sparingly updated blog lacking in any real substance, to a frequently updated blog lacking in any real substance. But at least I can promise you daily updates (And pictures, too! Probably!) from KCI. In fact, there are even plans in the works for a journey up to New Jersey to see the kids take on Philadelphia's own obviously inferior group of rookies.<br /><br />So stay tuned, because everything is about to get a whole lot more interesting around these parts.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-45133011181247416802007-08-24T22:20:00.000-05:002007-08-24T21:23:20.546-05:00Let's Play a GameFor those of you who haven't noticed, it is still, in fact, August. It feels like it has been August for several months now. Even though training camp is less than three weeks away, the wait still feels interminably long. So, to help pass the time, I've decided to play a little game, and I encourage you to join in in the comments section. Here are the rules:<br /><br />Pick one, and only one, <span style="font-weight: bold;">retired</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> former Capital</span> whom you would most like to have on the current Caps' roster if he were still <span style="font-weight: bold;">in the prime of his career</span>. The catch? You <span style="font-weight: bold;">cannot pick</span> any player who has had <span style="font-weight: bold;">his number retired</span>, nor can you pick any player who <span style="font-weight: bold;">has been, or is likely to be, inducted into the Hall of Fame.</span> Also, once people actually start giving their picks in the comments, you can't pick a player someone else has already picked.<br /><br />The first pick, of course, goes to me.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_OiCssSygrwQF5zsPpU75MF-MKbCzbUDb4xcSFgoIF0tV4F4uffyaV5DnkkjZS8N2EMv217PpRmCvMEy0nheq3YjVIaDrjTKKZjfcx0HkF4WUl-JAaSC32k6Of9DQDWecYjCjVl29MYs/s1600-h/johansson.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_OiCssSygrwQF5zsPpU75MF-MKbCzbUDb4xcSFgoIF0tV4F4uffyaV5DnkkjZS8N2EMv217PpRmCvMEy0nheq3YjVIaDrjTKKZjfcx0HkF4WUl-JAaSC32k6Of9DQDWecYjCjVl29MYs/s320/johansson.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102456310569083618" border="0" /></a>Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-26237393717165344092007-08-24T10:06:00.000-05:002007-08-24T10:13:48.215-05:00Alex Presents...Did you know that Alex Ovechkin has <a href="http://en.ccmsports.com/alexpresents/">his own corner</a> of the CCM website? I didn't.<br /><br />I don't know how, exactly, it is that I had never seen this before. I blame my fellow bloggers (except Garrett at Puckhead's Thoughts, who showed us <a href="http://pheadsthoughts.blogspot.com/2007/03/ovie-ad.html">this</a> months ago), whom I expect to keep an eye out for these types of things so I don't have to.<br /><br />Anyway, I suggest you check it out if you haven't seen it already. There's some funny stuff.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-32809605708571334812007-08-22T18:46:00.000-05:002007-08-22T19:04:19.437-05:00Scoreboard!If you were to mosey on over to the Express' 'Free Ride', you might notice that they are reporting that <a href="http://www.readexpress.com/read_freeride/2007/08/verizon_center_to_get_shiny_new_scoreboa.php">work has begun</a> on dismantling the Phone Booth's existing scoreboard. The new scoreboard will be a huge improvement, apparently:<br /><blockquote>Over a 1,000 feet of linear [light-emitting diode] fascia will bring to life the entire upper level of the arena bowl, while 400 feet of full motion signage will continue to animate the lower level of the arena bowl. Four additional LED displays will also light the top corners of the arena bowl with statistics, 3D graphics and advertisements, thus completing the entire digital display system.</blockquote>Woo-hoo! Finally, the upper bowl will finally be brought to life! As opposed to... I don't know, I guess the only seats that most fans can afford must be the ones that attract the lifeless corporate drones. As opposed to the lower bowl, which was apparently already "animated". Thank goodness Abe was able to push through an entirely pointless tax increase on Verizon Center tickets to pay for all this. It's nice to know that the increased price I'll be paying for Caps tickets means that we'll be getting "a new state-of-the-art high-definition one hanging high above center court, just in time for the start of the <strong>Wizards</strong>' season this fall".<br /><br />Wait... the Wizards?! You mean the team whose season doesn't start until October 31st? Three and a half weeks after the Capitals' home opener? Fascinating.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-8056752015954047172007-08-17T12:06:00.000-05:002007-08-20T21:45:31.195-05:00Blogs v. MSM: Round LXXVIII<span style="font-style: italic;">(EDITOR'S NOTE: This entry was posted during my lunch break at work, which runs from 1:00-1:30 PM. As such, it was posted before </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2007/08/ted_leonsis_vs_czaban.html">this</a><span style="font-style: italic;">. Dan Steinberg stole my entry title. Sort of. He shall experience my wrath.)</span><br /><br />Nothing like a good old media war to get us through the hockey doldrums of August, huh?<br /><br />As anyone who regularly checks this site has probably figured out, I don't feel particularly motivated to spend too much time writing about the Caps during the offseason. But the current war of words between Ted Leonsis and WTEM's Steve Czaban has really piqued my interest. At issue is Leonsis's <a href="http://ted.aol.com/index.php?ID=1119">annoyance</a> <a href="http://ted.aol.com/index.php?ID=1123">with</a> <a href="http://ted.aol.com/index.php?ID=1124">the</a> <a href="http://ted.aol.com/index.php?ID=1127">negative</a> <a href="http://ted.aol.com/index.php?ID=1133">light</a> in which Czaban and his cohorts consistently paint the NHL (or, in this case, <s>football</s> soccer), versus Czaban's insistence that devoting coverage to hockey and other such "niche" sports <a href="http://czabe.com/daily/archives/2007/08/#000535">is inherently unprofitable</a>. The reason I find the whole thing so fascinating is that, for all the hemming and hawing, both Ted and Czaban are right.<br /><br />Granted, Ted is <span style="font-style: italic;">more</span> right. He is absolutely right to call out 980 (and any other media outlet) for continuing to dump on hockey the way it has. The original incident that drew his ire, Czaban's disdain for soccer fans in spite of what can only be called a hugely succesful night for the MLS, is especially galling. However, his argument that WTEM should be nicer to the Caps simply because the Caps pay WTEM for the opportunity to broadcast their games is puzzling. Ted is not stupid, and surely he must realize that, while sports radio is first and foremost a business, it is also, to a certain extent, a news outlet, and giving any subject favorable treatment based on their monetary contributions would compromise the station's integrity far more than the consistent ignorance of their on-air talent. Just look at ESPN for an example of what happens when a media outlet is more concerned with hyping its own product than objectively reporting the news.<br /><br />On the other hand, we have Czaban arguing the point that hockey's scant airtime is purely based on economics, and he's absolutely right. If there were enough hockey fans to support it, the station would cover more hockey. Likewise, if enough people were to stop listening because of a lack of hockey, the powers that be would fix the situation right quick. But neither of these scenarios is ever likely to come to pass in Washington DC. Czaban correctly asserts that DC is not New York, Boston or a slew of other cities that, by sheer size, are guaranteed to have a large enough base of fans to sustain coverage of just about any sport, no matter how niche. The problem with Czaban's retort is that it fails to address Leonsis's main point, that the media is unjustifiably unfair towards hockey or soccer. In fact, Czaban takes several opportunities to perpetuate the injustice right there in his rebuttal, taking numerous swipes at Ted and the Capitals.<br /><br />Ted is not asking that Sports Talk 980 devote more airtime to the Capitals or hockey. He plainly states that he thinks there are more people reading blogs than listening to the radio anyway. He is arguing not for increased exposure, but a decrease in negative exposure. His point that the derision towards sports like hockey and soccer alienates fans and equals less listeners. It is telling that, in response to a genuinely well-thought out criticque, Czaban felt compelled to respond with little more than name calling while side stepping the heart of the issue altogether.<br /><br />For more, and probably better, coverage, head <a href="http://japersrink.blogspot.com/2007/08/on-leonsisczaban-throwdown.html">here</a> or <a href="http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/08/17/steve-czabin-steps-in-it/">here</a> or <a href="http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/08/17/ted-leonsis-takes-on-sports-talk-radio/">here</a>. Or, more importantly, <a href="http://dcsportschick.blogspot.com/2007/08/steve-czaban-local-hack.html">here</a>.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-13662949738659770852007-07-22T12:09:00.000-05:002007-07-22T12:18:13.354-05:00As If Reading What I Have To Say Wasn't Bad EnoughEarlier today, Rebecca from A View From the Cheap Seats and I were guests on Allen Popels' <a href="http://capitalfanatic.com">CapitalFantic.com</a> Show. Among the topics we discussed: Chris Clark's extension, qualifying offers for Steve Eminger and Brina Sutherby, the second wave of UFA signings, Michael Wilbon's <a href="http://www.capitalfanatic.com/2007/07/michael-wilbon-continues-media.html">unprovoked attack on hockey</a>, and of course, Harry Potter. Head on over to Popels' site to listen. I think you'll find that Rebecca and I managed to mostly avoid making fools of ourselves.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-45144669442690644762007-07-18T21:04:00.000-05:002007-07-18T21:40:39.865-05:00But What About the Children?I first read about Derek Boogard's offseason hockey fighting camp was over at <a href="http://dccheapseats.blogspot.com/2007/07/punches-and-munchkins.html">A View From the Cheap Seats</a>. At the time, I didn't think very much of it, because it kind of makes sense when you think about it, as CapsChick pointed out. But then Eric from Off Wing Opinion wrote <a href="http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/18/time-to-ko-the-derek-boogard-fight-school/">this entry</a> over at the FanHouse, in which he says he felt "a sense of revulsion at a very basic level" after seeing <a href="http://media.startribune.com/smedia/2007/07/14/16/876-6wild0715.doublewide.prod_affiliate.2.jpg">this picture</a>. To which my response is, of course, "Why?"<br /><br />Eric admits, at the top of the entry, that "[i]t's not often that I find myself in the same corner as critics of fighting in the NHL." As a proponent of keeping the fighting in hockey, he asserts that it is a part of the sport. The question, then, is what is so bad about the image of two young kids going at it with boxing gloves if it is okay to expose them to images of two grown men pummeling each other in a bare-knuckle fight? I am generally not someone to ascribe violence in young people to the violence that they see on TV, but that is because I generally have enough respect for most children to assume that they can tell the difference between the fictional violence they see on the screen and what is acceptable in real life. The fighting in hockey is undeniably real (just ask <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhmcoxibe3c">Todd Fedoruk</a>) and, if you ask most hockey fans, it is not only acceptable, but encouraged. So why not let the kids join in? Especially, in this case, if it's going to be a dumbed down version of a real hockey fight where the players are wearing boxing gloves and have a NHL player twice their size close at hand to intervene if anything gets out of hand.<br /><br />I agree with Eric, in that I, too, was rather disturbed by the picture. Unfortunately, as long as the NHL continues to embrace the sideshow fights as a "part of the sport", situations like Boogard's camp are the sorts of things that are a completely logical offshoot.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1745130013263099402.post-39052111297354764592007-07-16T21:13:00.000-05:002007-07-16T21:28:27.154-05:00DC Deadspin Pants PartyI don't know how many KHFC reader(s) also read that little site called <a href="http://deadspin.com/">Deadspin</a>, but I nevertheless feel compelled to make you aware of the impending <a href="http://deadspinpantsparties.wordpress.com/washington-dc/">Washington DC Deadspin Pants Party</a>, if only because my good friend and <a href="http://opossum-palooza.blogspot.com">one-time collaborator</a>, is organizing it. Also, because there will be drinking. Lots and lots of drinking. And I, for one, don't want to be the only hockey fan amongst this particular crowd of <s>dipsomaniacs</s> inveterate drunks.<br /><br />So, you know, check your schedules and such, and do try to make it out to RFK on August 4. I mean, you were already planning on going anyway, seeing as how it's Thomas Jefferson Bobblehead Night.Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14906555960015127452noreply@blogger.com0